he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
My pussy is not your playground.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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