Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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