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    Submitted by captainC on Feb 23, 11 at 4:26pm

    If she's a dirty stripper your penis might also never forgive you......but there is a girl from another text that had a banana up her poon, which had a condom on it that she clearly has no intention of using. You should call her.

  • 81 69
    Submitted by Taipan on Feb 23, 11 at 8:17pm

    Your penis may complain a little now if you don't put it in the stripper, but it will also thank you later when your tests at the clinic come up clean.

    • 49 54
      Submitted by 08GSXR600 on Feb 27, 11 at 5:31pm

      because every stripper has AIDS

  • 77 66
    Submitted by YeastyPaper on Feb 23, 11 at 3:37pm

    Depends on the stripper...if she's the stripper that loves being a stripper then yes your dick will never forgove you...if she's the type that hates her job...then its a waste of time

  • 74 60
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 23, 11 at 3:35pm

    Some of these girls have hourly rates.

  • 60 51
    Submitted by Detroit306 on Feb 23, 11 at 5:09pm

    Traffic light...?

  • 70 73
    Submitted by cwelkman on Feb 23, 11 at 3:34pm

    Fake. This loser is having a conversation with himself in that one fake text.

    • 58 60
      Submitted by abwarrior58 on Feb 24, 11 at 4:36am

      what makes you think its fake?

    • 49 50
      Submitted by iDreamOfWeenie on Feb 25, 11 at 12:16am

      Oh he's just having a bad day.. I'll give him a nice sloppy BJ to help him let off some stress ;)

  • 63 59
    Submitted by newfiee on Feb 23, 11 at 3:31pm

    Strippers do it best!

  • 52 45
    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Feb 24, 11 at 2:54pm

    more like "if you fuck this stripper, your penis will never forgive you". herp derp

  • 33 37
    Submitted by Liz90210 on Jul 9, 11 at 1:55am

    Strippers are going. To hell

  • 12 22
    Submitted by vvmc on Nov 30, 12 at 10:27am

    S-T-to the mutha fuckin- D's!