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  • If she's a dirty stripper your penis might also never forgive you......but there is a girl from another text that had a banana up her poon, which had a condom on it that she clearly has no intention of using. You should call her.

    Submitted by captainC on Feb 23, 11 at 4:26pm
  • Your penis may complain a little now if you don't put it in the stripper, but it will also thank you later when your tests at the clinic come up clean.

    Submitted by Taipan on Feb 23, 11 at 8:17pm
  • Some of these girls have hourly rates.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 23, 11 at 3:35pm
  • Depends on the stripper...if she's the stripper that loves being a stripper then yes your dick will never forgove you...if she's the type that hates her job...then its a waste of time

    Submitted by YeastyPaper on Feb 23, 11 at 3:37pm
  • more like "if you fuck this stripper, your penis will never forgive you". herp derp

    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Feb 24, 11 at 2:54pm
  • Fake. This loser is having a conversation with himself in that one fake text.

    Submitted by cwelkman on Feb 23, 11 at 3:34pm
  • Traffic light...?

    Submitted by Detroit306 on Feb 23, 11 at 5:09pm
  • Strippers are going. To hell

    Submitted by Liz90210 on Jul 9, 11 at 1:55am
  • Strippers do it best!

    Submitted by newfiee on Feb 23, 11 at 3:31pm
  • S-T-to the mutha fuckin- D's!

    Submitted by vvmc on Nov 30, 12 at 10:27am