fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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