Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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