I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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