Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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