I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Randomize
