the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Princesses don't give blow jobs
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I need a beard to bite.
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