guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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