I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
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how can no one find you when your fat. furthermore if your alone who is going to go looking for you?
hahahahah 10:32 (2)....fail
aww. Fake or not, someone needs a hug.
Its good to have a plan
Suck on that!!
Fourteenth suck my clit
this sounds like one of my EXes
Wow G is soooo smart!! I had no idea!!
this was me in college....wasted....
G is a fucking cock and sucks big cock
really? 10:59 why would you even bother putting 'first' dipshit.
this is all ridiculous.
First first first!!!!
F**k I will die again with my pizza
Too bad these texts are written by writers and not actual texts that were submitted. Maybe you idiots will learn some day.
seriously? wtf kind of text is this? this is beyond stupid.
And seriously OP get off you lazy ass and do something or don't bitch about people will find you when you dead.
first. never was first before. yeah.
Crusts are the best part.
You tried to make my face pregnant.
or actually I was 69. w00t!
does this explain to anyone how retarded the "i'm going to number my post" fad is? can we ban those now?
What's up with the haters I like this one. ... Fuck you guys
First second fuck you all.
That and belly button cheese.
eat the crust, sad loser, and things might start looking up for you...
I only eat the crust..
Ahhhh bitches I'm like 30th suck on thAt
I will too... And unlike you... I don't deserve it
Fail on the last four firsts. Fail fail fail fail.
Are sayig you'll turn into a pile of pizza crusts?
I love pizza crusts
this is pretty sad and pathetic but still kinda funny.. pizza crust.. lol
. Me chinese i eat rice.
Totally feel this one