I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
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how can no one find you when your fat. furthermore if your alone who is going to go looking for you?
hahahahah 10:32 (2)....fail
aww. Fake or not, someone needs a hug.
Suck on that!!
Its good to have a plan
this sounds like one of my EXes
G is a fucking cock and sucks big cock
Fourteenth suck my clit
this was me in college....wasted....
Wow G is soooo smart!! I had no idea!!
really? 10:59 why would you even bother putting 'first' dipshit.
this is all ridiculous.
Crusts are the best part.
First first first!!!!
first. never was first before. yeah.
I only eat the crust..
does this explain to anyone how retarded the "i'm going to number my post" fad is? can we ban those now?
F**k I will die again with my pizza
Too bad these texts are written by writers and not actual texts that were submitted. Maybe you idiots will learn some day.
You tried to make my face pregnant.
eat the crust, sad loser, and things might start looking up for you...
That and belly button cheese.
First second fuck you all.
seriously? wtf kind of text is this? this is beyond stupid.
And seriously OP get off you lazy ass and do something or don't bitch about people will find you when you dead.
What's up with the haters I like this one. ... Fuck you guys
I will too... And unlike you... I don't deserve it
or actually I was 69. w00t!
Fail on the last four firsts. Fail fail fail fail.
Are sayig you'll turn into a pile of pizza crusts?
I love pizza crusts
Ahhhh bitches I'm like 30th suck on thAt
this is pretty sad and pathetic but still kinda funny.. pizza crust.. lol
. Me chinese i eat rice.
Totally feel this one