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  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:50pm

    hahahahah 10:32 (2)....fail

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:36pm

    how can no one find you when your fat. furthermore if your alone who is going to go looking for you?

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:31am

    this was me in college....wasted....

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:23am

    this sounds like one of my EXes

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:50am

    aww. Fake or not, someone needs a hug.

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:32pm

    Firrrrst bitches!!!! Suck on that!!

  • 47 47
    Submitted by woodenwalrus on Jun 29, 10 at 5:44pm

    Crusts are the best part.

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:35pm

    Its good to have a plan

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:54pm

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  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:50am

    Fourteenth suck my clit

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:51pm

    seriously? wtf kind of text is this? this is beyond stupid. And seriously OP get off you lazy ass and do something or don't bitch about people will find you when you dead.

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:54pm

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  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:32pm

    first. never was first before. yeah.

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:35am

    G is a fucking cock and sucks big cock

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:33pm

    First first first!!!!

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:44am

    or actually I was 69. w00t!

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:00am

    Wow G is soooo smart!! I had no idea!!

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:46am

    That and belly button cheese.

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:04pm

    really? 10:59 why would you even bother putting 'first' dipshit. this is all ridiculous.

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:03am

    I only eat the crust..

  • 40 50
    Submitted by kittenlipd on May 25, 10 at 5:08pm

    . Me chinese i eat rice.

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:17am

    eat the crust, sad loser, and things might start looking up for you...

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:57pm

    Ahhhh bitches I'm like 30th suck on thAt

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:12am

    does this explain to anyone how retarded the "i'm going to number my post" fad is? can we ban those now?

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:26am

    First second fuck you all.

  • 51 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:59pm

    Too bad these texts are written by writers and not actual texts that were submitted. Maybe you idiots will learn some day. -G

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:41pm

    You tried to make my face pregnant.

  • 51 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:38pm

    F**k I will die again with my pizza

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:20pm

    What's up with the haters I like this one. ... Fuck you guys

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:42pm

    I love pizza crusts

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:41pm

    this is pretty sad and pathetic but still kinda funny.. pizza crust.. lol

  • 42 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:54pm

    I will too... And unlike you... I don't deserve it

  • 44 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:53pm

    Fail on the last four firsts. Fail fail fail fail. Are sayig you'll turn into a pile of pizza crusts?

  • 18 35
    Submitted by crazyredhead88 on May 8, 12 at 1:44am

    Totally feel this one