we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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