i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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