Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Randomize
