Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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