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(419): View more from Ohio

I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...

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(419): I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady... http://tfl.nu/mk09

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(810): View more from Michigan

My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.

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either way. win, win.

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(810): My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches. (1-810): either way. win, win. http://tfl.nu/dnjj

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(+32): View more from Belgium

this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk

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(+32): this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk http://tfl.nu/muj2

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(541): View more from Oregon

No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.

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(541): No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night. http://tfl.nu/zfom

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(816): View more from Missouri

There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?

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(816): There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be? http://tfl.nu/l5gd

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(304): View more from West Virginia

they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.

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(304): they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise. http://tfl.nu/xovb

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(425): View more from Washington

He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.

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(425): He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that. http://tfl.nu/0n60

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(804): View more from Virginia

Parents weekend was a success.

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Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...

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Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.

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(804): Parents weekend was a success. (973): Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success... (804): Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend. http://tfl.nu/9gkg

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(206): View more from Washington

Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)

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(206): Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :) http://tfl.nu/j8zz

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(616): View more from Michigan

I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza

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(616): I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza http://tfl.nu/i05b

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(561): View more from Florida

I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.

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(561): I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished. http://tfl.nu/wm2d

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(619): View more from California

Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.

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(619): Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted. http://tfl.nu/mj8h

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(404): View more from Georgia

I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.

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(404): I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things. http://tfl.nu/rlo1

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My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow

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(618): My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow http://tfl.nu/gob3

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(206): View more from Washington

I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.

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(206): I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night. http://tfl.nu/ej36

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