Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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