she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
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How the hell would it ruin the entire moment? She's trying to sound sexy, and even if it's a lame grocery store romance novel attempt at sexy, you're apparently an idiot and an ass.
What should she have said?
probably for the best you didn't get any. heat from the groin usually means crotch sweat. and no girl wants to smell swamp dick.
Well excuse me. I don't have a Randalls.
You taking it as a bad thing ruined the moment. Sheesh.
my nipples are so hard, they can cut through diamonds
three words: i am high
So tfln won't let me call you a f•• so I'm kust gonna call you the g•yest mother f•cker on the planet
I had nipple juice for breakfast
I love oompa loompas. They're so lovable.
Your a bitch. She wanted to fuck the shit out of you. Learn to speak woman, you fucking dumbass.
An oompa loompa is a type of delicacy in Afghanistan.
lame grocery store romance novel attempt at sexy ftw
Three words: jelly roll
he's probably a latent homo
ruined the moment? what are you some kinda tranny? Be a man, just do it! Nike
11:43 Kroger sells books
walmart is a life ruiingng platz
My nipples can cut glass
Ooo I could go for some fried chicken
Three words: Rainbow. Colored. Unicorns.
three words: one two three
"Heat of my groin"... WTF???
I agree with the OP, we want women to talkj to us, NOT quote Mills and Boon, FFS.
u sure know how to pick them
Oh my god, I totally remember going to Randalls for groceries and my mother buying birthday cards while I read through Harlequin paperbacks across the aisle. Fabio covers and heaving bosoms!! And Randalls is a real grocery store, not some megastore like Wal-Mart selling everything.
Where do you live 11:43? In your parents basement? Do they buy your corn chips for you?
three words: i give head
go into any grocery store..chain or ma an pop place ..they have books
They sell romance novels near the periodicals at Kroger, which is "the second-largest grocery retailer" in the United States.
Walmart sells fucking food and books so motherfucker you suck
how can you not know what it is?
Please stay off topic.
Three words: I love lame oompa loompas
three words: L O L
(that was three letters)
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nipple is a funny word
Wtf is an oompa loompa?
My spray tan makes me look like an oompa loompa
i'm so high i could look like an oompa loompa :3
what 'til you see my dick
grocery stores sell books
Grocery stores don't sell books, fuck you
You're piggly wiggly
Fried fucked a chicken? That bastard!
Three words: jerry fried chicken garcia
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
three words: text from last
I've never been in a grocery store that DOESN'T sell books.
3:06 - 12:00 - Meijer - Yea only a Midwest chain..
Walmart, Krogers, Randalls, Piggy Wiggly, Abertsons, all sell books.
meijer sells books and food too, is it just a midwest chain?
Three words: fried fuckin chicken
Walmart is a grocery store THEY SELL BOOKS
three words: i'm too high
My nipples feel like M&Ms. Peanut, to be specific.
(I'm not even trolling this time lol)
I'm a little teapot......