laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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