now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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