quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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