Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Randomize
