I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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