I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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