guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
When did angry sex become our thing?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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