Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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