sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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