4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
