using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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