Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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