Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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