After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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