Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
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I just had sex on a roof
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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