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  • 80 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:30am

    Two things to say: 1. Bull 2. Shit

  • 75 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:51am

    I'm from Nebraska. this could very well be true.

  • 68 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:44pm

    i don't know whats worse, the fact he was jacking off to a pic of Ellen or that you were watching it

  • 66 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:15am

    It's like a train wreck, I'm thinking, or America's Next Top Model. Once you start wathcing you can't stop no matter how hard you try.

  • 66 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:58am

    My question is, why the hell did you watch the trucker jerk off? that's just gross.

  • 66 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:51am

    I would rather jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres than watch someone else jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres.

  • 65 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:10pm

    I'm convinced you are making this up. There's no way... a) He jerked off to Ellen b) You climbed up, and were close enough to see an Ellen photo. LIES!!!

  • 63 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:37am

    why would you watch that?

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:30am

    Which one of yous the pervert that was watchin me n Ellen have our special time? You jizzed all over the side of my truck

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:24am

    Agree with 10:58. Truck stops in NE are pretty scary...

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:22am

    I have nothing against lesbians; in fact I have negative things against lesbians (only positive things to say), but Ellen DeGeneres is about as unattractive as pretty much any person who habitually posts on this site

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 10:02pm

    Why would you watch that? Yuck!

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:29pm

    Lol. It is kinda hard to see what a trucker is doing unless youre in a truck next to him. Cause those fuckers are high up. And hey, Ellen isnt THAT bad looking. Obviously someone wanted to hit it...

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 2:49pm

    It had to be in Nebraska didn't it..that really helps our image

  • 60 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:17am

    that's just god awful

  • 63 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:26pm

    Like in the bathroom or what?

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:38am

    Maybe he was imagining that he was hate fucking her.

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:27am

    And you watched!!!! Damn

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:31pm

    ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

  • 53 72
    Submitted by nkinsomniac on Mar 9, 10 at 8:10pm

    Only in Lincoln would this happen. Of course

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:49am

    Ellen's the only thing that can get him up anymore.

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:38am

    How much did that cost you?

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:32pm

    I bet that felt good...

  • 49 75
    Submitted by decktrio on Mar 28, 10 at 3:57am

    if this really happened, so what... Ellen is pretty hot. *shrug*

  • 56 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:28am

    Gets mighty lonely out on the roads. And truckers arent likely to read or watch any of the shit she does, so it's likely he doesn't know she's a splitlicker.