I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
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Two things to say:
I'm from Nebraska. this could very well be true.
My question is, why the hell did you watch the trucker jerk off? that's just gross.
I would rather jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres than watch someone else jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres.
I'm convinced you are making this up. There's no way...
a) He jerked off to Ellen
b) You climbed up, and were close enough to see an Ellen photo.
It's like a train wreck, I'm thinking, or America's Next Top Model. Once you start wathcing you can't stop no matter how hard you try.
i don't know whats worse, the fact he was jacking off to a pic of Ellen or that you were watching it
that's just god awful
How much did that cost you?
why would you watch that?
Agree with 10:58. Truck stops in NE are pretty scary...
Lol. It is kinda hard to see what a trucker is doing unless youre in a truck next to him. Cause those fuckers are high up. And hey, Ellen isnt THAT bad looking. Obviously someone wanted to hit it...
And you watched!!!! Damn
I have nothing against lesbians; in fact I have negative things against lesbians (only positive things to say), but Ellen DeGeneres is about as unattractive as pretty much any person who habitually posts on this site
Like in the bathroom or what?
I bet that felt good...
Why would you watch that? Yuck!
Which one of yous the pervert that was watchin me n Ellen have our special time? You jizzed all over the side of my truck
Maybe he was imagining that he was hate fucking her.
Ellen's the only thing that can get him up anymore.
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Gets mighty lonely out on the roads. And truckers arent likely to read or watch any of the shit she does, so it's likely he doesn't know she's a splitlicker.
It had to be in Nebraska didn't it..that really helps our image
Only in Lincoln would this happen. Of course
if this really happened, so what... Ellen is pretty hot. *shrug*