I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
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I'm from Nebraska. this could very well be true.
Two things to say:
My question is, why the hell did you watch the trucker jerk off? that's just gross.
I would rather jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres than watch someone else jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres.
I'm convinced you are making this up. There's no way...
a) He jerked off to Ellen
b) You climbed up, and were close enough to see an Ellen photo.
It's like a train wreck, I'm thinking, or America's Next Top Model. Once you start wathcing you can't stop no matter how hard you try.
that's just god awful
i don't know whats worse, the fact he was jacking off to a pic of Ellen or that you were watching it
why would you watch that?
How much did that cost you?
Lol. It is kinda hard to see what a trucker is doing unless youre in a truck next to him. Cause those fuckers are high up. And hey, Ellen isnt THAT bad looking. Obviously someone wanted to hit it...
Agree with 10:58. Truck stops in NE are pretty scary...
I have nothing against lesbians; in fact I have negative things against lesbians (only positive things to say), but Ellen DeGeneres is about as unattractive as pretty much any person who habitually posts on this site
Like in the bathroom or what?
Which one of yous the pervert that was watchin me n Ellen have our special time? You jizzed all over the side of my truck
Why would you watch that? Yuck!
And you watched!!!! Damn
Ellen's the only thing that can get him up anymore.
I bet that felt good...
Maybe he was imagining that he was hate fucking her.
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It had to be in Nebraska didn't it..that really helps our image
Only in Lincoln would this happen. Of course
Gets mighty lonely out on the roads. And truckers arent likely to read or watch any of the shit she does, so it's likely he doesn't know she's a splitlicker.
if this really happened, so what... Ellen is pretty hot. *shrug*