My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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