Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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