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  • Submitted by lwarnos on Jun 3, 11 at 1:22pm

    sounds about right.

  • Submitted by kin_in_in on Jun 3, 11 at 2:43pm

    See: californication

  • Submitted by Hev0r on Jun 4, 11 at 12:10am

    think of something original ... not fucking & punching from Californication ... sad arse

  • Submitted by 9zero7 on Jun 3, 11 at 8:23pm

    How weird, I wonder if you saw that on californication or something....

  • Submitted by parsons41286 on Jun 3, 11 at 7:22pm

    ...Did he *ask* for either of those?

  • Submitted by Michguy on Jun 3, 11 at 1:08pm

    Silly homos

  • Submitted by zemon on Jun 4, 11 at 8:43am

    Don't bother with the handy I can do it better myself

  • Submitted by pipewrench on Jun 3, 11 at 9:47pm

    Drinking Jerry can turn you into Satan.

  • Submitted by Joey_Shamrock on Jun 16, 12 at 2:56am

    Im pretty sure this was my homie. He hooked up with a check that had lile seizures while she slept and since he stayed the night he got like the crap beat outta him. He just awoke to her screaming and slapping the shit outta him lol. Priceless.

  • Submitted by drunkypants on Jun 6, 11 at 11:28am

    I didn't steal this from anything, i've never seen Californication, Sailor Jerry's is just my magic fighting juice, lol. \nAnd i'm a girl, so I don't see how that makes me a homo...

  • Submitted by MIss_Bunny81491 on Jun 11, 11 at 3:57am


  • Submitted by silk89 on Jun 3, 11 at 5:14pm

    yes, sounds like a typical night with sailer jerry.

  • Submitted by dragonlady421 on Jun 3, 11 at 10:32pm

    sounds about right...tho ive seen that more with whiskey

  • Submitted by CherokeeKid48 on Jun 5, 11 at 12:01pm

    so then he mentions he has herpes...for no reason? bitch\n.

  • Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Jun 3, 11 at 1:03pm

    no homo?

  • Submitted by hildoluvsyou on Jun 3, 11 at 11:38pm

    mmmmmm, sailor jerrys and ginger ale=skittles, so good.

  • Submitted by jamiejames7 on Jun 4, 11 at 4:40am

    Fucking and punching

  • Submitted by Shoveltime on Dec 3, 11 at 1:22am

    I get happy on sailor jerry's. What is wrong with you people?