I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
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sounds about right.
think of something original ... not fucking & punching from Californication ... sad arse
How weird, I wonder if you saw that on californication or something....
Drinking Jerry can turn you into Satan.
...Did he *ask* for either of those?
Don't bother with the handy I can do it better myself
Im pretty sure this was my homie. He hooked up with a check that had lile seizures while she slept and since he stayed the night he got like the crap beat outta him. He just awoke to her screaming and slapping the shit outta him lol. Priceless.
I didn't steal this from anything, i've never seen Californication, Sailor Jerry's is just my magic fighting juice, lol. \nAnd i'm a girl, so I don't see how that makes me a homo...
yes, sounds like a typical night with sailer jerry.
sounds about right...tho ive seen that more with whiskey
so then he mentions he has herpes...for no reason? bitch\n.
Fucking and punching
mmmmmm, sailor jerrys and ginger ale=skittles, so good.
I get happy on sailor jerry's. What is wrong with you people?