how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
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my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
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All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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