Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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Do I have a choice?
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Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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