Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
