A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
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Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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