Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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