And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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