it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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