id be glad to
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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
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Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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