Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
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OMG I believe that is the best reference to "dessert"
Passport? Retainer? Gun? Dildo?
it's Santa Barbara dumbass.
Why put a sandwich in with your underwear?
Gotta love the 805. This had to be from Simi Valley or Newbury Park. Only ones that make sense.
805 runs from thousand oaks to san luis obispo-- like almost 200mi distance. so you have no idea if 'its santa barbara dumbass'.
nice call idiot
Your meal aka for the girl..blow duh
I'm guessing vibrator ?
To me it sounded like one person left their underwear on the table but the other's underwear is where it should be - in the underwear drawer
I swear this sounds like a text I made...I was speaking of my bf and my phone chargers...hmmm i better ask him.
Or... It could be the yours and mine lube. That shit is magical.