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  • OMG I believe that is the best reference to "dessert"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 11:06am
  • Passport? Retainer? Gun? Dildo?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 8:34pm
  • Why put a sandwich in with your underwear?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 2:30pm
  • it's Santa Barbara dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 1:57am
  • Gotta love the 805. This had to be from Simi Valley or Newbury Park. Only ones that make sense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 1:13pm
  • 805 runs from thousand oaks to san luis obispo-- like almost 200mi distance. so you have no idea if 'its santa barbara dumbass'. nice call idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 2:27am
  • Your meal aka for the girl..blow duh

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:55pm
  • I'm guessing vibrator ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 7:57am
  • To me it sounded like one person left their underwear on the table but the other's underwear is where it should be - in the underwear drawer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:51pm
  • I swear this sounds like a text I made...I was speaking of my bf and my phone chargers...hmmm i better ask him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:22am
  • Or... It could be the yours and mine lube. That shit is magical.

    Submitted by keenakarina on Mar 23, 10 at 7:18pm