I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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