have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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