I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
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Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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