Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
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Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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