Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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