what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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