I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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Oh I get it! It's funny because a pair of panties are typically not stretched over a fire hydrant meaning the poster lives in a wild or party city which is why he / she wants to get the fuck out of that town!
I agree with 10:33. There is nothing to really do on a Saturday night in Willmar. It sucks.
I'm on the toilet as I type this. The crap is just flowing out me tight asshole.
Saw 'em too!!!! He'll yeah SCSU!
I go there to and saw them also! Funnyest shit ever.
Im posting my own texts
(602)- All night you kept introducing yourself as Seth Macfarlane, making cutaway jokes and then acting them out
It could be SCSU or it could be St.Bens or St. Johns Univ too, all are in the 320. And it is whack up here, i'm at SJU in the middle of the fucking forest. 612 > 320
Because St.Cloud sucks balls. I grew up there. Though the parties are pretty bitchin. And no, not 700 students. More like 15,000. Getchyo shit straight.
I'm leaving you Mankrik.
- Mankrik's wife
I'm with 11:52. Or maybe a fireman was getting laid, kind of like a 'tie on the door knob' thing.
LOL @ 1:58! That's a good idea! Post your own texts and screw the people who decided which texts get on here! They do a sucky job.
12:32, just because their area code is 320 doesn't mean that's the area code of the school they attend. They could have moved for school and still have mom and dad pay for their phone, and keep the number + code.
Why would you want to leave a town like that? Somewhere out there is a bare-assed chick waiting to meet you.
awhhh shit St. Cloud MN!!! SCSU or CSB/SJU! hahaha
bahaha I saw those on Monday as well... ohhh scsu.. what a party school.
You're a wizard, Harry
St cloud state, eh? Yeah what a party school. With all 700 of it's students. Seriously you goons?
I found your wife Mankrik, she went down on me last night.
Ridgewater is pretty bomb! Willmar sucks though..
i don't think finding random panties mean get out.......
Sounds like a reason to stay!
Atleast they were small enough that they still had to be stretched over it...
Wait, that doesn't rhyme...
Can you help me find my wife?
haha yes it has been confirmed that multiple sources that these panties were spotted at scsu. i don't know why THAT would make you want to get out of cloudy though, that would make most state students more prone to stay!
way to prove them all wrong 1:28.....especially to make sure we all understood what would cause someone to keep the same area code/phone as their home town, i really wasnt sure how that would ever happen
I hope you leave and die aslow death.
Def, Saint Cloud
I think it's awesome.
I go to scsu and totally saw this, however it made me love where I'm from and never want to leave lol
WILLMAR! hahaa. spicer represent actually :) but guaranteed this is scsu.